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[Minnesota] Block

The phenomenon that occurs on a freeway when two oblivious Minnesotan drivers, drive at the same speed so everyone behind them are unable to pass. Usually occurs at 10 mph below the posted speed limit. Often results in swearing, and the desire to pass on the shoulder or rear end the ass hole.
I would have gotten here sooner but I ran into a Minnesota Block on 35W. They were going 45 in a 65!
by luckylu77 December 17, 2008
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Cock Block

To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.
You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.
by Aneiz December 28, 2005
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shit blocked

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!
James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.
by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006
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make a block

What you do when you visit the block in your city. You make your order and they will tell you to "make a block". Basically, this means you drive around the block and when you come back, your order will be ready.
Killa: "Ey! Gimme four of 'dem boys!"
Citizen of the Block: "Aight, make a block"
by Killa and J April 30, 2006
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cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.
"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"
by Johnny B September 3, 2003
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eCock-block

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.
It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.
by LosrDogg August 17, 2009
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bleed the block

a term of dirty south origin, bleeding the block is when you have sold all the drugs, gotten all the money, and done all there is to do for the night.
"Yo, I bled that block last night"
by Chris February 21, 2003
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