queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver

So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life

by Dhyerid January 17, 2016

Biscuit Batter

The foam or sloppy mess created from Anal sex.

My dawg I gotta roll. Ole girl just asked me if I was down to help her make some biscuit batter, peace out. IHOP time.

by Ginja Ninja 68 June 4, 2016

Shoulder Biscuit

A nice way of calling someone a retard
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something

stop eating shoulder biscuits and act normal!!

by The retarded walrus November 13, 2011

dracula biscuit

Large breasts on a goth/satanic woman.

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits

by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012

Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.

I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Biscuit Giver

Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts

"don't invite javannie for secret santa, she's the worst biscuit Giver of them all!!!"

by Givre December 13, 2019

pussy biscuit

When a girl puts too much baby powder in her underwear before activity, such as exercise. The powder gets moist from sweat and the body heat forms biscuits around the vagina.

OMG, Becky, I used way too much baby powder before our spinning class. Hopefully I haven't baked a batch of pussy biscuits

by microdot710 May 10, 2021