Beverley

An epic fail or mishap usually to be blamed on a single person or event.

i) I was about to score with my gf but then life gave me a beverley and my brother came home.

ii) Stephen Hawking was about to solve the ever mysterious mysteries of the universe; instead having to deal with a major beverley after Einstein accidentally turned the power off.

by SplashMan93 July 4, 2011

east coast beverly hills

The town of Westport, Connecticut is the east coast beverly hills.

With celebrities like Paul Newman, Martha Stewart, Phil Donahue, Michael Bolton, Don Imus, Marlo Thomas, recording artists Ashford and Simpson, and film producer Harvey Weinstein. Celebrities that have lived there in the past include Bette Davis, Jim Nantz, Michael Douglas, Rodney Dangerfield, Christopher Lloyd, Marilyn Chambers, Linda Blair, Sandy Dennis, Luke Greenfield, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Harry Reasoner. east coast beverly hills

by trick22 November 22, 2007

Beverage

A word used during a consumption game to avoid the use of the D work!!

I would like some of my Beverage

by Mr Hazaar November 19, 2011

Beverly Hills Day

Today's date being (9.02.10) marks it as a momentous point in history as it will never happen again. Well, not for 100 years, and by then no one will remember what Beverly Hills 90210 even was.

"dude i'm wearing a scrunchie to my Beverly Hills Day party tonight, how about you?"

"why would you wear a scrunchie, and why is it a Bevery Hills Day party?"

"today's date man, 9.02.10"

"dude, you are my hero. i'll wear my Nike Pumps"

by moose_p February 8, 2010

Beverly

Beverly is an individual who likes poop quirks. Whether it be diarrhoea spray in her partners mouth or a girthy log straight into the other sex partners anal cavity, poop kinks has the heart of a Beverly. Above all, she deeply desires feces as a hearty meal. Mouldy gorilla poo and cat piss with some Montreal steak spice ground in a blender is her favourite way to start off a great day. After she digests these beautiful nutrients, it’s time for a bowel movement. That means it’s feeding time for her partners. Beverly’s like to shit out her meal in a semi-automatic motion into the nostrils of a partner, leaving a candle-in-a-room style of aroma for her “victim”. After providing this beautiful performance, Beverly gets quite horny and begins to squirt down her other partners throat. He swallows, begins to digest, but after a short while just throw it up back into Beverly’s butthole. This is quite the operation however, so the end of a funnel must be forcefully jammed into Beverly’s asshole. With a wide funnel giving an excellent departure point for the re-used squirt, Beverly’s legs begin to tremble as the liquid gushes into her cavity. Beverly proceeds to undergo a slow death due to a severe yeast infection.

I shat out my expired taco time into Beverly’s rotten mouth

by Turtlehead123 July 6, 2022

bevan

A pint sized, tracksuit clad creature with a fascination for arse. Commonly seen spouting swear word laden homosexual or incestuous innuendo, the Bevan will never fail to say the one thing that you least wanted to hear to keep your sanity. If you encounter one, keep your back to the wall or preferably shoot it on sight. An immature hormonally challenged runt. My brother.

"Bevan you butt pirate get your hands away from my arse!"

See also: arserapist, molestor, deviant

by The bringer of truth February 23, 2005

Beverly

A city in Essex County, Massachusetts, United States where most of the teenager population ranging from 13-17 are either gay or bisexual. Unfortunately the girls from Beverly can’t get with any of the teen guys because there all gay or bisexual so they have to resort to other guys in different towns.

“What town are you from?”
“I’m from Beverly.”
“Wow, you must be pretty gay.”

by Hsjajdnnd November 17, 2018