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beef turk 

josie 'i really want to play with his beef turk'
beef turk by U.Jay.U. April 29, 2009
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Beef Handle

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"
Beef Handle by akendall June 28, 2009

Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.
WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.

Beef Weeps 

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.
Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.
Beef Weeps by spoondude April 10, 2011

Beef Blankets 

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips
On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
Beef Blankets by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

Beef Thicket 

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.
"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
Beef Thicket by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011