by Peppercornage January 12, 2009
Get the gummie bear mug.At the point of explosion, you proceed to pull out after rapidly thrusting in a girls panooch, you make grizzly bear noises as you jizz all over a girls dome-piece. Hence the name jizzly bear.
by Darkness, peaches, and tburd January 21, 2010
Get the Jizzly Bear mug.A period of time where all matter is replaced with bears, except for humans and bears. This includes air, because of this humans would need to adapt to be able to breath bears. In addition to the change of matter, all empty space would be replaced by swarms of bees.
1. A bear age is similar to an ice age, only the Earth would be engulfed with bears, not ice.
2. Global Warming is going to cause the next bear age.
3. During a bear age, the ground is made of bears, the air is made of bears, the trees are made of bears, homes are made of bears, even bears are made of bears.
4. During a bear age, bees are not made of matter; and all matter is made of bears.
2. Global Warming is going to cause the next bear age.
3. During a bear age, the ground is made of bears, the air is made of bears, the trees are made of bears, homes are made of bears, even bears are made of bears.
4. During a bear age, bees are not made of matter; and all matter is made of bears.
by Thomcat123 February 6, 2010
Get the Bear Age mug.Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.
Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.
A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.
A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
by GameGoddess777 December 2, 2010
Get the Teddy Bear mug.Not to be confused with the British Avatar of God Himself, bear grillz are the recent phenomenon whereupon bears have taken to attaching sharp pieces of metal to their teeth.
Thought to have begun because of 'ghetto culture', bear grillz have had the unintended side effect of increasing the deadliness of bears by approximately 4 to the Chuck Norris power. Obviously, this means bears wearing grillz are to be avoided at all costs. The only known deterrents to a ghetto bear are welfare checks and an educational system that can pull them out of their crappy life situations, and hopefully lead them to a better life, perhaps in the suburbs.
An interesting side effect of bear grillz, and ghetto bears in general, is the rise of 'wizzly bears', or polar bears that try to act like grizzly or brown bears. They are usually mocked and derided by the ghetto bear community, but occasionally a wizzly bear will actually show talent in the rap or human eating area and make it big, like Eminem.
Thought to have begun because of 'ghetto culture', bear grillz have had the unintended side effect of increasing the deadliness of bears by approximately 4 to the Chuck Norris power. Obviously, this means bears wearing grillz are to be avoided at all costs. The only known deterrents to a ghetto bear are welfare checks and an educational system that can pull them out of their crappy life situations, and hopefully lead them to a better life, perhaps in the suburbs.
An interesting side effect of bear grillz, and ghetto bears in general, is the rise of 'wizzly bears', or polar bears that try to act like grizzly or brown bears. They are usually mocked and derided by the ghetto bear community, but occasionally a wizzly bear will actually show talent in the rap or human eating area and make it big, like Eminem.
by TheConsequence January 24, 2010
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Get the boo bear mug.a town in Delaware where everybody thinks they are a hard ass. Depending on where you live you might live in a nice neighborhood or you can live in a real shitty neighborhood there no in between. nobody in Bear reps that they live there most will say there from New Castle or Middletown or Newark or even Wilmington but nobody reps Bear.. Most kids in Bear go to William Penn or any of the vo-techs( Hodgson, St.Georges, Howard, Delcastle)..you know you live in Bear when you go to wawa at 2am and you see everybody you know either drunk or high or both chilling in the parking lot talking about a party that just got bopped and your trying to make more moves..You know you live in Bear when numerous of times junkies coming begging for money in the parking lot and there excuse is they need gas money to get to philly. or there girl left them and they need to call a taxi to go to there ma's house(the same junkies use the same excuse every weekend even when u tell them u gave them money last weekend lol but they say that was last weekened)if you live in Bear you are the shit because thats where i grew up
by Bearbul October 24, 2011
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