Whore's Bastard

Father unknown to you or your Mother

When you are so angry with someone and you want them to go away.

Go to fuck you whore's bastard!

by Real Lady October 16, 2008

spoon-trap bastard

a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on

b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.

Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"

Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"

by Dudewiththescoop April 21, 2010

fuck headed bastard

someone dumb and illegitimate. an illegitimate dumbass.

That alabama fan is a fuck headed bastard.

by AuburnDoc July 9, 2011

One forf of a Bastard

A phrase popularized by M6, Hezitation, $avvy and KDentz meaning a person who never follows through on what they say

You’s one forf of a bastard

by 256 terms December 11, 2017

bastard

Originally non-offensive - most use being proffesional in the medical career - meaning born to parents who are either not together or un-married.

Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.

"You trod on my foot you bastard!"

by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008

Bastard child

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.

Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs

by Niggly4637 January 6, 2014

porn dog bastard

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.

Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.

by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009