Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019

Dutch barn

A lively party

This party is going to be a Dutch barn!

by Juavez P. August 16, 2018

sara barns

a snakey snake from sydney mines and dates guys no longer then 5 days and has a new boyfriend every week:)

ayo your girl is starting to sara barns on you

by meowcatfish3333 January 29, 2019

barn owl

A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.

I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!

by Lacemaker427 September 7, 2018

Barnes

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.

"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"

by redoct April 30, 2022

Hannah Barnes

the cutest little cutie in the world which belongs to Daniel Rezaie

Person 1: OMG have you seen Hannah Barnes?
Person 2: U mean Daniel Rezaie's wifey?
Person 1: YEAH!

by danielrezaie May 5, 2022