Urbano barberini

Someone who is heavily modified. Or someone that people have extremely swayed perceptions of.
Someone who has been married to Ariana Grande
Also starred in Shrek 2, Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day out. Was lead scientist in the Soyuz space programme.
Common derogatory term for people from Slough.
P.S Blue Edits is a twat I dare you to scrap me outside lidl

"Have you heard about that Vlad Urbano Barberini?" "Yeah that cunt from Slough right?"

by Colé November 9, 2022

ACS barker

if youre from acsb youre either really hot or really ugly theres no inbetween you also have an elite sense of humour ok thats all i have please go study your chinese now

ACS barker? smash

by sch0olrat3r January 29, 2023

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

Pulled a Barker

To be present with your homies and then just vanish into thin air leaving them wondering where in the hell you went, usually at the most inopportune time and resulting in undesirable consequences.

Man, where did Paul go? He was literally just right here!
I dunno dude. He straight up pulled a Barker on us.

by TJBottoms June 16, 2017

cheating on your barber

the ultimate betrayal a barber can feel

Person 1: Yo, I got sick of my barber, so I just tried a new one

Person 2: No! You shouldn’t cheat on your barber!

Me: Yea, You’re “cheating on your barber”

by croissants_and_milk March 25, 2022

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Barker

a small village in Western NY with only two places to go
a diner and a pizza place
people are convinced there are more cows than actual people
the school's sports teams suck except for field hockey
Barker Kids are the blunt of many jokes, usually involving the word tractor
there is good cell phone reception though

Hey Barker Kid, how long did it take to drive your tractor over here?
Ladies and Gentleman, start your tractors!

by Barker Kid August 23, 2008