backdoor bandit

An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.

"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."

backdoor bandit by lmstbh June 14, 2010

balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.

ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.

balloon knot bandit by wpcustoms January 29, 2008

Dick Bandit 

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.

Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)

Dick Bandit by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

poo bandit 

someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you're taking a shit, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.

Jim: Oh boy, I hope I don't get a visit from the poo bandit
*door crashes open*
Deanna: Too bad, sucker
*proceeds to steal poo*
Deanna: Poo bandit away!
Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...

poo bandit by A.Christ May 21, 2009

chuff bandit 

A Man who actively seeks anal passages of other Men with intention of putting something in the anal passage.

"watch out Lads, here comes Wayne. keep your asses out of sight of that fucking Chuff Bandit..!"

chuff bandit by Racist Dave June 27, 2007

Kankle Bandit 

A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult

oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit

Kankle Bandit by M@son July 7, 2008

ass bandit 

Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.

Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.

Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.

"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"

ass bandit by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006