Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018

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Ukrainian water balloon

An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.

Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon

Boy: no I’m circumcised

by Followyysconsaundcloud February 6, 2020

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Minot Balloon Knot

The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.

You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!

by Archetyp0 February 16, 2023

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Hot Air Balloon

When a man/woman is performing a generous deed of cunnilingus and the recipient lets out a warm and surprising quieff. PPAAAAAAAH...HOT AIR BALLOON!!!

He was being such a a-hole all week. I'm gonna Hot Air Balloon him tonight!!!

by Afeenom March 8, 2011

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When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)

He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.

by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009

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