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Chinese Water Balloon

Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.
Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth
by Frashley123 June 6, 2014
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Tying the Balloon Knot

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.
by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018
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Hot air ballooning

Farting into the fourskin of a semi erect penis
Brian's fourskin inflated as bob passed wind down his limp shaft. Hot air ballooning
by Sheppytrain June 16, 2013
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Hot Air Balloon

When a man/woman is performing a generous deed of cunnilingus and the recipient lets out a warm and surprising quieff. PPAAAAAAAH...HOT AIR BALLOON!!!
He was being such a a-hole all week. I'm gonna Hot Air Balloon him tonight!!!
by Afeenom March 8, 2011
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Midnight Water Balloon

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)
He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.
by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009
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hot air balloon

Performing oral sex on a woman in 69 position and she farts into partners nostrils during act.
I was eating my girlfriend out in a 69 and she fired up a hot air balloon in my nose.
by oneaze September 7, 2011
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water balloon muscles

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles
by TheFassio October 27, 2017
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