Beer Equity

Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.

Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.

by Mister Macabre April 1, 2011

Betis Beer

When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.

Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Street Beer

A street beer is a beer that you take with you on a trip, obviously walking, to the store, pub, match, church, etc. This beer helps you get through all the mouth-breathing wankers that you may encounter on your trip. It also gives you that "running start" before you enter the pub or match. Also it may save you from that terrible dred you get while in church or the store. Upon arrival you dispose of the bevvy and access the institution. This maybe the answer to being infinitely cool. (Enter Shikari, 2009)

"Hey mate, you better toss that street beer before you go into the pub. Otherwise Daisy will kill ya."

by ELSEANO May 30, 2009

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

casual beers

A few beers one says they are going out to drink but not end up trashed wondering where they were in the morning. This usually never is how the night goes and they always throw more then a few back.

John-" Yo we have a game tomorrow I think I'm just gonna go out and have a few casuals (casual beers)."
Rob-"We'll see how that ends up."
....
John-"Bartender run a tab, I'll be here all night."

by naadum August 23, 2016