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Bathing

Jefferson Airplane's third album is named After Bathing at Baxter's = After Tripping on Acid
by Aldous H. Baxter January 26, 2017
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Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.
"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."
by JP Clifford March 3, 2017
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Batwings

When your balls stick to your inner thighs
Hold up, I gotta adjust my BATWINGS
by VeganVagina June 19, 2017
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Basting

dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.

Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.

You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
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Baiting

MattBtw is the definition of Baiting
MattBtw is Baiting
by dqwedasdfasdasd June 25, 2018
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Botting And Jerking

The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.
Guy1: How come brandon wont answer my message?
Guy2: Bro, he is probably botting and jerking.
by Judenshvine August 19, 2019
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batwing

When a girl grabs your ball sack with two hands and stretches your testicle skin thin like a bat wing. She then and covers her nose and mouth with the wing like appendage.
My girlfriend always likes to lick my balls but tonight she gave me a batwing and it felt great!
by sir crank alot December 17, 2019
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