bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.
I was the victim of a bathroom bust.
by manoftheweirdwords September 07, 2024
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Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.
"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."
by hotcutie February 06, 2024
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Public bathrooms

A VERYYY gross public place to basically.. Yk..
Me : those public bathrooms don't have good quality..
by Bhoskin January 15, 2022
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public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.
When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.
by jissel69420 February 26, 2022
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Bathroom Blogger

A person who does their deep thought, prolific writing while sitting on the toilet in the privacy of their bathroom. This environment is mentally and creatively stimulating to them and provides them the perfect privacy needed to write. This person is also more likely to be a Toilet Tweeter.
Ken writes two to three blog posts a day from the confines of his toilet, in the privacy of his bathroom. Sometimes this Bathroom Blogger takes his talent to work, spending his entire lunch break on the toilet writing on his laptop.
by K Whitt January 27, 2013
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Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.
Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.
by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018
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bathroom bravery

The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.
Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.
by von groovy July 26, 2024
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