The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

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Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.

I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.

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Australian Eskimo kiss

An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.

Omg!! James's nose is so big I bet he could give a really good Australian Eskimo kiss.

by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018

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