poop attack

The sudden, overpowering urge to poop. Often occurs at an inopportune time and/or place.

I was 8 miles into my 20 mile run and I had a poop attack!

by steven1534 April 28, 2011

Apache Attack Helicopter

Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter

When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.

by Dtreeman May 12, 2018

spak attack

1.to do or say something completely stupid or retarded, much the same as a spak would

2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast

1 'i was trying to chat up this hot guy/girl and i had an almighty spak attack. s/he asked if i i wanted them to find my carer'

2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'

by lalalaland January 21, 2008

pat attack

When speaking to another person the speaker realizes they are accidently quoting an 80s song. Instead of just finishing the thought the speaker starts singing.

Dude you know you are a heart (singing) breaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me no-no-no!

Wake me up (singing) before you go-go. 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo. Dude you just had a pat attack!

by TI99 May 3, 2008

cak attack

angrier and more ferocious version of a cock slap. generally causes more damage.

guy: bitch don't make me cak attack yo face!
girl: wut
guy: *cak attacks*
girl: oh damn, you took my eye out!

by mynoduesp suomynonna August 9, 2009

Mannequin Attack

Also known as MA, Mannequin Attack is a game started when someone says the name of the game. Anyone who hears the name of the game being said has to freeze, no matter what they're doing, until someone says the player's name.

Teacher: "How could you POSSIBLY fail this test? You didn't even finish!"
Student: "I'm sorry! I was under MA -Mannequin Attack-, I couldn't do anything!"
Teacher: "Wha...?"

by -Taboo- December 3, 2009

Shower-Attack

Attacking, Surprising or Stealing something from someone when they are in or getting out of the Shower.
A vulnerable time for most people, usually naked and unable to reach for a weapon for self-defense.

I can't believe the bitch Shower-Attacked me like Strauss-Kahn! Where is my wallet?

by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011