April 17

National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.

Why is she sucking everyone’s dick? Must be April 17.

by Madisonboo April 15, 2018

april 14

Cake and Cunnilingus Day.

On the evening of April 14 I wanted to celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus day by baking my girlfriend a cake that she could eat while I ate her out.

by hotrocket77 April 23, 2014

April 12

Give respect to female and male rape victims

Hey its april 12 give respect

by unkown woman April 11, 2021

April 12

Have a makeout sesh or Cuddle sesh with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Boy- babe can you come over
Girl-why

Boy- it’s the April 12 th come over here and kiss me 🥺

by ilovekittys20356 April 11, 2021

April 10

April 10th is known as “National soapy titty pic day”

I can’t wait till april 10, I hope I get soapy titty pics sent to me!

by Nick miller987 April 9, 2022

April Fools

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

April 26

April 26 aka Lego Porn Appreciation Day or Donovan Day is a day we’re a bunch of basement dwellers masterbate to lego porn for an entire 24 hours.

I can’t wait for April 26th 😄

by EpicGamesOfficial January 17, 2023