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The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”
by El doritos November 1, 2021
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Andre

Priests cry at the sight of an Andre. One of the many forms of the devil. Abit of a dick but a kind dick. If an Andre is ever encountered, DO NOT let them into your life as they will make your life literal hell with jokes that make youquestion wether you yourself will go to hell. Throwing coins at an Andre will distract him as the sight of coins in his wallet enrages him. If you do however let one into your life be sure to keep in their good graces by pointing out stuffed penguins and memes but like a gremlin, DO NOT get an Andre wet after midnight. Keeping an Andre has its advantages as they will be willing to do anything for those he is loyal to.
Oh shit its an Andre! Quick use the coins!
by PrometheusSky November 23, 2021
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Glenn Andre

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Levi & Andres

The most cool ass niggas you'll meet in your entire life. These kids don't fuck around and if you mess with them, you'll get you ass kicked. Their cracked at fortnite, and they get all them hoes. These kids are strong as fuck and can beat the shit out of any pussy that talks shit and disrespects them. Don't fuck with These kids. These niggas are absolute fucking bad asses.
by Wockey Slush February 9, 2021
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Hector Andres

Girl 1- Why it's so hot today?

Girl 2- Because Hector Andres is here th
by Baa dumm tsss November 23, 2021
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Andres

Andres /Andrew/Andy/Drew Andres is a spanish version of Andrew. Intelligent sweet kind effin Awesome. His tears cure cancer to bad he never cries. After being born he did not cry but came out swinging he then slap the dr. And drove parents home.
Did you know Andres had a heart attack and died but grim reaper to scared to tell him. Well i heard his heart isnt foolish enough to attack him.
by Andrew & the business July 7, 2020
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andre

andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.
He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!
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