October 22

October 22 is national give your girlfriend your hoodie day

Boyfriend- guess what day it is?

Girlfriend- what day?
Boyfriend-It’s October 22
Girlfriend yea so?
Boyfriend-it’s national give hoodie day do u want mine?
Girlfriend-no u stink

Jkjkjkjkjk

by Cheese puffs man October 21, 2019

November 22

November 22 is the best birthday!! The people born on this day are the most attractive, kind, intelligent people you will ever meet! If you lose someone that was born on this date, you may as well lose a piece of your soul.

“Who is he and why is he so amazing?”
“HES SO AMAZING BC HE WAS BORN ON NOVEMBER 22”

by urfavdumbass October 13, 2022

October 22

On this day you should slap a boy in the back of the head boy head slap day if you have a bf slap their ass 😀

Girl:hi timmy guess what day it is
Boy:October 22 why
(Slaps him hard on the head)
Girl: it’s boy head slap day

by Ur proper gay October 21, 2019

October 22

National unground your child day.

Child: Mum look at the date, it’s october 22.

Mother: Looks like I have to unground you.

by kikibooboo October 21, 2019

February 22

on february 22 get with that person that you have wanted to.

hey it’s February 22 wanna get

by by mr steal your girl February 22, 2021

August 22

It’s where it all started.

“august 22 2020 is when dracotok first began” idk

by crying cats cymbal August 22, 2021

Laze 22

When an act of laziness leads to requiring more effort to accomplish a task than would have otherwise been necessary had you not been lazy in the first place

Karl was too lazy to cut his dirty fingernails, and quickly found himself in a laze 22 when he decided to eat his fried chicken with two forks.

by CogentDoge July 28, 2016