strawberry alarmclock

When your girl has her period and wakes you up by sitting on your face.

I can still taste the blood from my strawberry alarmclock this morning.

by crazytraindriver March 21, 2016

Alauna

1.A skinny purple girl or guy. Mistaken for Barney sometimes. Often in a wheel chair and makes out with other girls/guys. most are bisexual

2.A big piece of shit!

1. Did you see that purple girl!
Yea i think her names Alauna

2.Holy shit!
What?
I just took an Alauna

by babababababaha November 30, 2009

alaric

creep

Look! Here comes alaric the creep!

by laughing.hysterically March 21, 2010

Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock

Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.

by sexyclock October 30, 2011

alarmer

An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.

Wonder when that alarm will stop going-off like that!! oh, looks like it will be soon, I think that's the alarmer coming over.

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

allurance

a good ship that voltron did dirty. they should’ve had more development and attention in seasons 1-7 and should’ve been ruling the new altea together. instead ones dead and ones a farmer bc fuck allura and lance stans lmao!

wow,, you know voltron fucked up when even klancers wish allurance was done better

by mothman2009 December 20, 2018

Alburtis

Majorly shit ass town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Draws old farts in with country night. A recent cop who moved in and made a curfew, absolutely not fun anymore. The people who live there are all jerks, mostly. And is second to the name 'atown"

all the people who live in Alburtis
most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.

by Sydneyyyyy B September 1, 2009