jed and alyssa

i wanna fuck jed and alyssa.
by jed6969 May 07, 2020
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Alyssa V

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)
by Evan Salter April 25, 2020
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James and Alyssa

The next Bonnie and Clyde. They have a star crossed lovers kind of relationship so its not her fault, its just that there are other stars who are working against their relationship. He's only puts into action for the moment so he's not good for someone who was born in September. He should or should not be embarassed for a lot of things . But girls have to understand that this year, Alyssa and James(along with their Dads) will be living out Gods promise that they will become the most richest family on earth. No one will ever imitate them for they are beautiful for each other making and soon will rival pretty much every other couple from the Zodiac
James and Alyssa will come out as the next Bonnie and Clyde.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
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Bryce and Alyssa

Bryce and Alyssa are the cutest couple alive!! They bring the best out in each other. Alyssa sometimes might punch him. And Bryce might always say weird stuff. Like “bing” but that’s ok. Bryce and Alyssa are meant for each other. If u ever become friends with them hold on to them forever
Girl 1) “ who are those people?”
Girl 2) “only Bryce and Alyssa. THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!!”
Girl 1) “wow I wish I was them.”
by The sassy queen March 10, 2023
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alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.
"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"
by alyssajts June 07, 2020
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Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her
by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019
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