puppy aids

A fictional ailment used as a reference for something that is intensely sad, a superlative for the saddest thing in the universe.
#1: Remember that movie Bambi, when the mom got shot? I cried watching that.

#2: Yeah man, that shit was sadder than puppy aids.
by zampanos protege January 17, 2009
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horse aids

1. noun. the worst kind of dirty, filth, or grime.

2. noun. cooties, but a hundred times worse. AIDS on steroids, but worse.

3. noun. a filthy person, likely to have horse aids...probably from having had sex with a horse that had aids.
1. There's no way that i'm using that public restroom, it disgusting, there's probably horse aids all over it.

2. Shit! Tony left horse aids on the phone, i'm not using it now.

3. See that sweaty guy over there with the greasy hair, dirty clothes, snots coming out of his nose, and filthy bare feet, eating a whopper and playing video games? His name is horse aids.
by xminusx June 11, 2008
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Aids crew

People at raves dress up as doctors that will go around with a needle and stick it in to you. True story.
Aids crew is at underground raves
by Raveee March 25, 2010
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Kewl Aid

The act of jizzing into a glass of someones kool aid, when u say u are just guna put ice in it then watching them drink it
jorge- yo essay go put ice in ma kewl aid

you- sure*walks in kitchen and jizzes in drink*

jorge- wwat took u so long?

you- i umm had to freeze the cubes
by Edward - Jansher January 03, 2008
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CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.
A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."
by herp a derp a derp derp October 08, 2011
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Dirty aide

An act in which a person fucks someone violenty and explaining a conspiracy theory to them and all the way shotgunning beers
by Bannyisgay July 15, 2021
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Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.
Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.
by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022
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