Let's see...
Hym "Oh, I'm sure you would! I'm sure, as a matter of absolute certainty, that you would love for anything that spites me to happen to me and continue to happen to me until the end of time. But, to answer your question, when I lie I think 'How close can I get this to the actual truth? What's an easy, plausible lie to tell? How much do these two things need to intertact to make an effective lie? Can I rely on vaguery? Should I be avoidant?' And I usually know I'm going to need to lie long before I've actually lied. I decided to lie the second I did the thing I was going to lie about. I've articulated what I want many times. I want to be compensated for my contributions regardless of how small. I want to get my tooth fixed. I want the pressure in my skull to subside. I want to stop hearing the sound of a lymph node crunching inbetween the hinge of my jaw whenever I eat. I want whoever is mediating our little dialogue to be identified... Ummmmm I want a lot of things actually. I want that whore to suffer, obviously. I want the cripple to die by his own hand but NOT intentionally. I want him to forego his diabetes protocol and accidentally kill himself so I can say 'Ha! See!? That's why not let the retard do whatever he wants. He is retarded.' I want you to think of me as you're dying and know that no matter how much pain you're in, it's LESS than I would PREFER. Which gives a silver lining to your death and is more than any of you are doing for me.
Hym "Oh, I'm sure you would! I'm sure, as a matter of absolute certainty, that you would love for anything that spites me to happen to me and continue to happen to me until the end of time. But, to answer your question, when I lie I think 'How close can I get this to the actual truth? What's an easy, plausible lie to tell? How much do these two things need to intertact to make an effective lie? Can I rely on vaguery? Should I be avoidant?' And I usually know I'm going to need to lie long before I've actually lied. I decided to lie the second I did the thing I was going to lie about. I've articulated what I want many times. I want to be compensated for my contributions regardless of how small. I want to get my tooth fixed. I want the pressure in my skull to subside. I want to stop hearing the sound of a lymph node crunching inbetween the hinge of my jaw whenever I eat. I want whoever is mediating our little dialogue to be identified... Ummmmm I want a lot of things actually. I want that whore to suffer, obviously. I want the cripple to die by his own hand but NOT intentionally. I want him to forego his diabetes protocol and accidentally kill himself so I can say 'Ha! See!? That's why not let the retard do whatever he wants. He is retarded.' I want you to think of me as you're dying and know that no matter how much pain you're in, it's LESS than I would PREFER. Which gives a silver lining to your death and is more than any of you are doing for me.
I don't think how well I've argued has anything to do with anything here (And WHY do you sound like Matt again? Stop doing that). There is no version of 'Hym=>Retard&Whorez' you would ever buy. I think you've manufactured a scenario where everyone is using my arguments so that I'll say 'But everyone is using my arguments so they must be good' so you can draw a parallel between ☝️ that and that mongoloid brothel and say 'Well, then by that logic, all those whores are fucking the cripple, therefore, you're worse than a cripple.' It's just a perpetual slew of 'gotcha's' where the conclusion of 'MY OWN LOGIC' somehow leads to me not getting what I want. 'Secure in my masculinity' and 'Tolerant of women fucking that retard' are the same thing to you. They're synonymous to you. So, that's not a conclusion that you're drawing. It's no different than saying 'Your intolerance of those whores fucking that cripple instead of you is leading me to believe that you're intolerant of whores fucking that retard instead of you' Ummm... What else? I'm not going to lie to you... No, I don't care about the future. At the moment of my death, I'm no longer subject to time and, therefore, can assume the rest of time has occurred in my absence. What happened will have happened and you're all effectively dead with me. Your kids are dead with me. THEIR KIDS are dead with me. It's the same thing. But don't worry, I'll keep you guys alive as long as I can. Or, I guess, keep me alive or perish!
by Hym Iam June 28, 2023
What percentage of the conceptual realm needs to be occupied by lies for reality to constitute an illusion?
Dr. Smarty-pants "A sin of omission is better than a sin of commission."
Hym "That's moral relativism."
Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."
Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."
Hym "That's moral relativism."
Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."
Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
The literal definition of lie is “I’m fine” if you’ve ever told someone that you’re fine it was probably a lie “I’m fine” is probably on of the biggest lies in the world
Hey how are you? I heard your (someone you care about) died.
Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?
Ofc not why would I lie?
Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?
Ofc not why would I lie?
by Roastbeef1864 November 23, 2020
She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex
by Your average cancel culture August 25, 2021
Meg "Well if you think killing my kids is justified then I THINK what they are doing to YOU is justified" 😤
Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."
Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025
when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.
You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.
Him: total lie-tune
Him: total lie-tune
by ZapZhong January 15, 2010
by Joy Lance December 29, 2018