Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.
The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

1-"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Spacey the Cosmic Spider April 27, 2024

The worst type of person on the internet. A "silly goober" constantly says how "silly" they are. From their perspective, they're silly, but to a normal person, they're just a dork.
These "silly goobers" also like cats way too much, and they constantly use the smug ass ":3" emoticon.
They're always on twitter drawing and constantly talk about autism and ADHD, because it's what they got.
Silly goobers play Roblox, and they all joined between 2015 and up. Silly goobers like three Roblox games: Regretevator, Evade, and Rate My Avatar. Regretevator is catered to silly goobers, they probably like Evade because the Nexbots are "silly" to them, and Rate My Avatar is a place where they all cluster.
Most of them like South Park, and they like to ship the characters, because they're internet geeks. They enjoy games like Undertale, Deltrarune and OFF.
Silly goobers like music that is bouncy and upbeat, and instruments that sound like a meow. Notable songs include KK Slider and The Cat from Ipanema.
A silly goober's humor can be dumbed down to this: Small, innocent character does something really bad.
These "silly goobers" also like cats way too much, and they constantly use the smug ass ":3" emoticon.
They're always on twitter drawing and constantly talk about autism and ADHD, because it's what they got.
Silly goobers play Roblox, and they all joined between 2015 and up. Silly goobers like three Roblox games: Regretevator, Evade, and Rate My Avatar. Regretevator is catered to silly goobers, they probably like Evade because the Nexbots are "silly" to them, and Rate My Avatar is a place where they all cluster.
Most of them like South Park, and they like to ship the characters, because they're internet geeks. They enjoy games like Undertale, Deltrarune and OFF.
Silly goobers like music that is bouncy and upbeat, and instruments that sound like a meow. Notable songs include KK Slider and The Cat from Ipanema.
A silly goober's humor can be dumbed down to this: Small, innocent character does something really bad.
by Eggego July 31, 2024

A Goober Scoober is typically centered around Someone who is seen as less than. Someone who may be foolish, naive, or just plan stupid. as per typical for scooby doo.
these 9th graders are goober scoobers ya feel. They're always doing something that makes them standout poorly.
by Sexyasawaffle March 29, 2022
