Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 9, 2014

Cock gobbler

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.

You my friend are a cock gobbler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022

Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time

Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving

by Wangster78910 April 20, 2018

gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs

I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.

by Gape Gobbler April 10, 2017

glob gobbler

A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.

Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.

by mavbot01 March 7, 2023

glizzy gobbler

(n) used to or referring to a person, male or female who gobbles, gnaws on, or eats a sausage or weenie

Wow man that girl is a real glizzy gobbler. She ate that inhaled that weenie in a second.

by Actor202 June 7, 2021

cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022