Me: Hey, I think my roommate and her boyfriend have McGuffie Fever.
Friend 1: Why do you say that?
Me: (*points to roommate*)
Roommate: *runs and hurdles over a bench* while yelling, "McGuffie!"
Friend 1: Why do you say that?
Me: (*points to roommate*)
Roommate: *runs and hurdles over a bench* while yelling, "McGuffie!"
by OGMcGuffieFever November 8, 2009
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by Jobo nosey January 26, 2022
Get the Deaver fever mug.1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.
2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.
2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
by CheTaylor September 7, 2020
Get the Idiot Fever mug.Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.
*A group of friends talks over lunch.*
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
by drunkenuncle December 4, 2015
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This fever is a direct result of your booze intake.
This fever is a direct result of your booze intake.
"I had the worst booze fever this morning"
I bet Stephanie had the worst booze fever after drinking that much last night.
I bet Stephanie had the worst booze fever after drinking that much last night.
by tuckerator January 20, 2011
Get the Booze Fever mug.Person 1: Melanie sure has been reading a lot of fantasy books recently.
Person 2: Yeah, she has fantasy fever.
Person 2: Yeah, she has fantasy fever.
by cxaray December 12, 2022
Get the Fantasy Fever mug.A highly contagious condition developed when falling head over heels in love with a Francis boy. Initial symptoms one can present with include; flushed cheeks, sweaty palms as well as a racing heart beat.
This condition is known to be terminal, as the power of the Love Bug is so strong, that doctors have given up trying to even attempt to understand it's magical powers. It should also be mentioned that over time, the initial symptoms do not go away, but rather strengthen; similarly to the love that grows for said Francis Boy. Progressive Symptoms include; difficulty breathing, heart palpitations (the good kind), going weak in the knees, as well as the uncontrollable urge to kiss him.
While terminal, the condition can be maintained by consistent treatment with a self dosage of sufficient kisses and hugs. Although, one is able to take more as needed throughout the day. It is also recommended to be comforted by said Francis Boy, in order to ensure a steady recovery. Cuddles in bed are also highly recommended.
This condition is known to be terminal, as the power of the Love Bug is so strong, that doctors have given up trying to even attempt to understand it's magical powers. It should also be mentioned that over time, the initial symptoms do not go away, but rather strengthen; similarly to the love that grows for said Francis Boy. Progressive Symptoms include; difficulty breathing, heart palpitations (the good kind), going weak in the knees, as well as the uncontrollable urge to kiss him.
While terminal, the condition can be maintained by consistent treatment with a self dosage of sufficient kisses and hugs. Although, one is able to take more as needed throughout the day. It is also recommended to be comforted by said Francis Boy, in order to ensure a steady recovery. Cuddles in bed are also highly recommended.
Doctor:" I have some important news to share with you. The test results have returned, and they confirm my suspicions. You have undoubtedly developed Francis Fever. By the looks of your symptoms, I recon the incubation period to be roughly 2 months so far."
by My Sweets July 5, 2023
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