Tank

Drink made of one handle of vodka,Burnett's if you wanna roll cheap,case of beer, and 5 frozen lemonade concentrates, created by the boys of Christian Brothers High School in Memphis, drunken last week at some dance-fuckin awesome.

"man this tanks kickin my ass!"
"Dude, you threw the fuckin tank outa the car!" reply "yeah but the cops were coming!"
_completely forget of it every happening next morning

by Gt June 17, 2005

Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022

mr. tank

To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".

That guy is a God – no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!

by Mr.Tank December 30, 2015

beef tank

A beef tank is a muscley man girls call to move out of a house/ mansion. These beef tanks are all over the place and are ready to pack at the snap of your fingers.

Look at that beef tank move that chair!

ALSO, go next door to ask that black beef tank to help you move your shit.

Who needs Meathead Movers when you have a beef tank!

by beeftanknation June 6, 2018

Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.

by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017

propane tank

The best instrument in marching band.

Our band’s propane tank is named Chokama.

by DysfunctionalPianist December 17, 2019