A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving
by SBliss August 27, 2017
Get the Smith & Jiffymug. A name that literally EVERY SINGLE MALE TEACHER has (Mr. Smith?). A short boy with brown hair and freckles who watches anime all day and everyone wants to see him in a sexy cat suit/dress. He is an amazing person because he doesn’t judge you and he loves everyone whole heartedly. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and nobody is EVER nervous around him. He is such a material girl… but with his flaws. And those flaws are cute so whatever. Everyone should be a Gabriel Smith. He also goes by the name Gabe.
P1: “OMG LOOK AT THE NEW BOY!”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
by Haha My Friend! March 9, 2022
Get the Gabriel Smithmug. by ieghdg May 17, 2023
Get the styer smithmug. Lilian smith is the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet. Just warning you she might have a really bad RBF but that’s normal. She’s kind of shy but once you get to know her she is super funny and outgoing. Don’t make her mad, because when she’s mad she’s mad mad! She hates any fake, backstabbing, or annoying people. If you’re on her good side you’re probably one of the few people she can trust but if you’re on her bad side she probably just doesn’t get a good vibe. She’s never afraid to speak her mind, but when it comes to talking to new people she’s super scared. Lilian Smith is probably one of the realist friends you’ll ever have. NEVER TAKE HER FOR GRANTED.
Yeah that’s a Lilian Smith, she’s kind of shy but super outgoing.
Don’t mess with Lilian Smith it probably won’t end well!
Don’t mess with Lilian Smith it probably won’t end well!
by Supergirl3000 September 16, 2019
Get the lilian smithmug. Caydon is the definition of godliness and cleanliness he smells like beautiful flowers and has a round booty.
He has black hair and brown eyes and he can make you hard or wet instantaneously.
He has black hair and brown eyes and he can make you hard or wet instantaneously.
by I love caydon… July 18, 2022
Get the Caydon smithmug. Every Guy ever: WOW LOOK AT HER HOLY SHIT
Ben: What bro thats my sister
Every Guy ever: YEAH SHE HOT THO
Ben Smith: guys no
Every Guy ever: Yea
Ben: What bro thats my sister
Every Guy ever: YEAH SHE HOT THO
Ben Smith: guys no
Every Guy ever: Yea
by ellaisstillleng November 22, 2022
Get the Ben Smithmug. Celeste is your typical hoe, she will lead you on telling you she loves you and them start talking to other people online and then claim that she took your ex. Like bitch ya you can have the leftovers, we didnt want them anyways. She claims she only like girls with short hair no boobs, but we all know she just wants a guy with no dick. She is really nice an funny but then you catch feelings and she just "loses feelings". So the lesson here is just to date her have fun and when she gets distant break up with her, like she will recover, she always does......Mwah Love-PJHS_Info
Bsf: I kinda like celeste smith
Me: Girl that bitch is a "bisexual" hoe, dont fall in her web of lies!
Me: Girl that bitch is a "bisexual" hoe, dont fall in her web of lies!
by PJHS_Info October 28, 2019
Get the celeste smithmug.