papa johns on deck

Referring to a drug dealer who is willing to deliver having stock in.
John: papa johns on deck
Abe: come through man. you know my address.
by bregalston September 25, 2010
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Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 14, 2008
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Papa Lazaroux

Creepy

Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.

He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.

Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
Dude, that flasher was Papa Lazaroux. I'm scared...
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 06, 2005
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Papa Emeritus I

papa emeritus i is old as hell but that wont stop me from bouncing on his astronomically large cock and creaming up on it and his beak of a nose
by emxritusii September 08, 2023
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Papa-san suits

1. A completly white two piece suit usually worn with a black jacket on top worn by old men in south korea. Similar to what the pope wears
Huddled in the corner were the old men in there papa-san suits. Each suit white as snow and each guy laughing.
by Theamazinggeek January 15, 2019
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Big Papa John

Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes
Bro, you're just like "big papa john"
by lrallis April 27, 2016
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Papa Emeritus II

papa emeritus ii is the second emeritus brother and hes the second hottest!!
papa emeritus ii is literally so hot and demanding, like i just want him to put me in my place and choke me hes bald and stupid and i love him and i want him to fuck the shit out of me and deny my climaxes
by emxritusii September 08, 2023
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