Noun.
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
by SuzaK April 18, 2006
Get the zombie maskmug. by Manotaur December 30, 2007
Get the Mud Maskmug. A shit mask is a term for comical purposes, stating that your age is higher than your true age, then telling said person that your secret is a shit mask
Person1: Hey, how old are you?
Person2(30): I'm 52
Person1: what's your secret?
Person2: I use a shit mask
Person1: a shit mask?
Person2: yea, it's when you take a shit in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it's disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(If this person actually shits in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only shit in their hand, still worth it.)(If they do partake in this shit mask, and confront you, tell them "You do look younger, with that shit on you, you look around 2 years old")...
Perfection everytime
Person2(30): I'm 52
Person1: what's your secret?
Person2: I use a shit mask
Person1: a shit mask?
Person2: yea, it's when you take a shit in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it's disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(If this person actually shits in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only shit in their hand, still worth it.)(If they do partake in this shit mask, and confront you, tell them "You do look younger, with that shit on you, you look around 2 years old")...
Perfection everytime
by The Real KGB_MAN April 17, 2018
Get the Shit maskmug. When a male dips his ball sack in melted chocolate and then places it over a person's eye's(usually a girl). After all this has taken place, it will look like Zoro's mask that he has in the movies.
by Mikey Croft February 16, 2009
Get the Zoro maskmug. The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.
by ddmy November 6, 2016
Get the Seal Maskmug. Someone who has eliminated and distorted their facial features through the use of plastic surgery to the point that they now resemble the masks often worn in The Purge horror film series. Most often occurs in those using plastic surgery as a display of opulence or wealth.
Lacey wanted to prove she had more money than everyone else so she got her face done but now she's a Purge Mask.
by Ollygasm April 25, 2019
Get the Purge Maskmug. Verb.
To end, begin or pepper a potentially volatile and/or aggressive-sounding message with over-compensatingly cute, or attractive emoticons, to attemptedly suppress any possible hostilities in said message.
To end, begin or pepper a potentially volatile and/or aggressive-sounding message with over-compensatingly cute, or attractive emoticons, to attemptedly suppress any possible hostilities in said message.
Example: "Karter's trying to shove his opinions down my throat again, as if they're laws; but he wants to not look like a jerk in the process and restrain his obvious anger, so he is now emote-masking all of his aggressive statements."
by JXKY RHW QOLD May 8, 2018
Get the Emote-Maskingmug.