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Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.
Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook
by Atnedr May 17, 2021
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FLAT Smack

Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.

Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.

See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023
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flat bickie

Flat bickie is used when you a cruising along the highway with your boys.
“Oscar bro go flat bickie”, “yeh righto brother I’m on it”
by YEWW33 April 25, 2019
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Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige
Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”
by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018
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flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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Flat white

Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.
"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"

"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"
by x_x_moon_x_x November 18, 2011
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Flat Out

Rebecca says I really like your red shirt. Theresa says flat out. Rebecca says: straight up!
by T June 11, 2004
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