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douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)
Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...
by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007
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douche dial

Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.
Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?
by ceili p May 5, 2009
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douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 14, 2014
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douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
by imagit July 3, 2012
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douche bubble

There was a douche-bag in a hummer that cut me off the other day. His douche bubbles waved at me from the back seat.
by Z3NM0NK August 24, 2009
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Douche-Titan

Douche-Titan: An individual, male or female that exudes above average douche-bag qualities.
Person A – Did you hear about that guy that pooped in B’s litter box after her Halloween party?

Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!
by Shantytown January 28, 2010
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Monkey Douche

When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)
Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe

Female: (not responding/did not hear)

Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...

Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche
by Skillet Sensation July 9, 2010
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