BRYAN

A fucking pimp, he look better than u, he rap better than yo favorite rapper, look, walk, talk, and smell better than u. He get more hos than u, u fucking ugly and he not and he will rock tf outta u in basketball.you: i wish i was like bryan

Bryan is jus that nigga.

You: I wish I was ike Bryan
Bryan: go wish sum hos on yo dick lil bitch ass niggy

by urnothtguy January 21, 2022

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023

Bryan

The inferior brian, needs to go to hell

I fucking hate anyone named Bryan

by Slingshothappy March 19, 2022

Bryan

The Pookiest pook of all tha pooks (also thicc af)

Damn Bryan got some thicc ass thighs

by Lollipop La’Flare November 22, 2021

Bryan Dawg

A good looking guy. Very funi. Straighter then an arrow on a Tuesday. God like in ever way shape and form. Favorite word is tokens. He needs hugs every week or he explodes. Hes a real one. hes also better then an alexander

Bryan Dawg- The name of a person from neverland. Noun. Adjective

OH MY GAWD... ITS BRYAN DOAWG.
BRYAN DOOAWWG!!!!

by Srilankan_war_lord_83 November 18, 2020

Bryan rhoads

A strong MASCULINE ALPHA MALE, typically a conservative with testosterone just pounding through his veins. He has a soft spot for lasagna and that is his only known weakness. He was a huge cock and has crazy good thrust game. He can eat a pussy like a can of peaches.

Wow bryan rhoads has permission to eat my cheeks

by therealistmanoftheland January 23, 2019

Bryan humor

Very bad humor and is the shittiest humor on planet earth.

Dude that was bryan humor.

by Appletree327 March 17, 2024