A gay kid with a "little" boogie in his step. Long been searching for reasons to kill himself but has recently found his calling with plastic knife phantom blades as seen in assassins creed. DarkTron 809 has been dealing with a disease known as "little" man syndrome that has long affected him for the length of his toes and the crookedness of his middle finger and receding hair line. DarkTron 809's father which name should be left out for certain reasons, has a major form the university of Texas in Drumming. He has lately pursued his career in drumming by drumming into his sons' microphone whenever it is not needed or extremely obnoxious. some of his favorite quotes include, "SHUT UP BEFORE I SUCK YOU OFF!" and "Just counter it." And my personal favorite When relating to his penis,"It's not one inch, IT'S FIVE CENTIMETERS!"
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Interested in all aspects of 80's pop culture though most of them generaly wear stereotypiclly 80's clothes (leggings, legwarmers, big t-shirts/hair). Some of these fashions of course come into the mainstream, which often prompts the 80's kid to go even further.
Musically, they're into electro-pop sounding stuff of then and now bands such as Wham!, Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet are favourites among 80's kids.
Interested in all aspects of 80's pop culture though most of them generaly wear stereotypiclly 80's clothes (leggings, legwarmers, big t-shirts/hair). Some of these fashions of course come into the mainstream, which often prompts the 80's kid to go even further.
Musically, they're into electro-pop sounding stuff of then and now bands such as Wham!, Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet are favourites among 80's kids.
80s kid: How much are these legwarmers?
Shopkeeper: You want them? Just take them!
"80s kids are so last year!"
Shopkeeper: You want them? Just take them!
"80s kids are so last year!"
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Get the 80s Bush mug.A man whom you now "own" but initially rented from 1-800-rent-a-stud. After the initial 90 day trial period, you decided he was a keeper. Besides, the finance options were just too good to pass up. All payments on your rent-a-stud are now applied to your own-a-stud....and he's worth every damn penny!
I'm telling you, Darlene. My 1-800-rent-a-stud turned out to far exceed my expectations. I even pawned my Grandmother's ring just so I could afford the 1-800-own-a-stud option. But he was worth ever cent!
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