by r titus April 24, 2006
Get the LOLmug. "Lol" is an expression used to express laughter, as it stands for "laughing out loud." This expression is mainly used on the internet as an abbreviation to express the idea that something is funny. The expression, however, is becoming overused and has lost some of its meaning. Many people now use it just to say something is funny, even if they arn't laughing.
I WARN YOU: DO NOT READ THE EXAMPLE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL MATERIAL.
The main point of this is to show how teenagers use the word, "LOL" and to amuse the thousands of perverts on this site.
PinkPollish21: i swear cindy i'm going to kill you! how come brad was talking to you? hes totally mine! forget bout us being bff!
cindydoll981: lol
(HOttBrad019 has entered the chatroom)
PinkPolish23: OMG brad, how come you were talking to cindy???
HOttBrad019: What? Cindy said it was ok nd u knew bout it.
PinkPolish23: WTF? wut r u guys talking bout???? baby is everything ok??
HOttBrad019: well last week when you went to florida we.. me and cindy .. you know..
PinkPolish23: lol funny joke baby. you didn't hav sex though? you were just fooling around, you...
HOttBrad019: No babe i'm sorry. we did. nd if u cant get over it then it's over damn that girl is so tight... o sorry bitch
PinkPolish23: CINDY - BRAD... how could you?
HOttBrad019: Cindy. tell her the rest so the blow is all at once.
cindydoll981: uhh, ig2g soon
HOttBrad019: dammit bitch! tell her!
cindydoll981: about the positions? the 69? the cum fiesta? how u ate me out? how you sucked on my tits? how your cock tasted so goood? how you felt so good inside me? your cum was so warm and milky inside me baby i love u.
HOttBrad019: DAMNIT BITCH STOP MAKING IT WORST. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
PinkPolish23: omg.. i feel so hurt...brad i thought you loved me and only me
cindydoll981: oh, and bitch. u know how i missed the whole of sophmore year? that was like tottally because i was pregnant. its not the first time i've done it wit ur boyfriend. i did it with david 2 years ago.
HOttBrad019: Damnit! TELL HER.
cindydoll981: OKaY! I didn't have my period last week. i think im pregnant again
PinkPolish23: YOU SLUT
HOttBrad019: CINDY BABE, TELL HER THE REST
PinkPolish23: ..theres more? this is... unreal
cindydoll981: oh yea, and bitch.... I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU GULLIBLE BIATCHHHH
HOttBrad019: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
cindydoll981: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
PinkPolish23: What? cindy .. u didnt have sex with brad?
cindydoll981: course not. stupid.. dont u remember asking for tampons when i was over at your house yesterday? my period ends like tomorrow lol
PinkPolish23: OMg ur right.
HOttBrad019: LOL BABY YOUR SO FRIGGIN GULLIBLE.
PinkPolish23: DANG brad baby u owe me.. uve scared me to death tonight.
cindydoll981: LOL!!!! !!!!!! LOL!!!!!! !!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
HOttBrad019: LOL!!!! !!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!
PinkPolish23: omg it DOES seem funny now, lol!
cindydoll981: ow.. cramps again. ig2g you guys. bye!!
HOttBrad019: Lol bye!
PinkPolish23: bye BIATCH
HOttBrad019: Baby now we're alone... i do owe you ;)
PinkPolish23: yes u do baby lol
HOttBrad019: so i was thinking...
HOttBrad019: our paretns arnt home......
PinkPolish23: Babyy.. do u mean?
HOttBrad019: yess. i'll leave the door unlocked. come to my room and we'll have sex. lol.. i feel like i'm giong to cum already. we havnt done it yet. i'm sure u'll b so friggin tight, babes omg i cant imagine ur pussy juice once i hit your g-spot
The main point of this is to show how teenagers use the word, "LOL" and to amuse the thousands of perverts on this site.
PinkPollish21: i swear cindy i'm going to kill you! how come brad was talking to you? hes totally mine! forget bout us being bff!
cindydoll981: lol
(HOttBrad019 has entered the chatroom)
PinkPolish23: OMG brad, how come you were talking to cindy???
HOttBrad019: What? Cindy said it was ok nd u knew bout it.
PinkPolish23: WTF? wut r u guys talking bout???? baby is everything ok??
HOttBrad019: well last week when you went to florida we.. me and cindy .. you know..
PinkPolish23: lol funny joke baby. you didn't hav sex though? you were just fooling around, you...
HOttBrad019: No babe i'm sorry. we did. nd if u cant get over it then it's over damn that girl is so tight... o sorry bitch
PinkPolish23: CINDY - BRAD... how could you?
HOttBrad019: Cindy. tell her the rest so the blow is all at once.
cindydoll981: uhh, ig2g soon
HOttBrad019: dammit bitch! tell her!
cindydoll981: about the positions? the 69? the cum fiesta? how u ate me out? how you sucked on my tits? how your cock tasted so goood? how you felt so good inside me? your cum was so warm and milky inside me baby i love u.
HOttBrad019: DAMNIT BITCH STOP MAKING IT WORST. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
PinkPolish23: omg.. i feel so hurt...brad i thought you loved me and only me
cindydoll981: oh, and bitch. u know how i missed the whole of sophmore year? that was like tottally because i was pregnant. its not the first time i've done it wit ur boyfriend. i did it with david 2 years ago.
HOttBrad019: Damnit! TELL HER.
cindydoll981: OKaY! I didn't have my period last week. i think im pregnant again
PinkPolish23: YOU SLUT
HOttBrad019: CINDY BABE, TELL HER THE REST
PinkPolish23: ..theres more? this is... unreal
cindydoll981: oh yea, and bitch.... I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU GULLIBLE BIATCHHHH
HOttBrad019: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
cindydoll981: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
PinkPolish23: What? cindy .. u didnt have sex with brad?
cindydoll981: course not. stupid.. dont u remember asking for tampons when i was over at your house yesterday? my period ends like tomorrow lol
PinkPolish23: OMg ur right.
HOttBrad019: LOL BABY YOUR SO FRIGGIN GULLIBLE.
PinkPolish23: DANG brad baby u owe me.. uve scared me to death tonight.
cindydoll981: LOL!!!! !!!!!! LOL!!!!!! !!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
HOttBrad019: LOL!!!! !!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!
PinkPolish23: omg it DOES seem funny now, lol!
cindydoll981: ow.. cramps again. ig2g you guys. bye!!
HOttBrad019: Lol bye!
PinkPolish23: bye BIATCH
HOttBrad019: Baby now we're alone... i do owe you ;)
PinkPolish23: yes u do baby lol
HOttBrad019: so i was thinking...
HOttBrad019: our paretns arnt home......
PinkPolish23: Babyy.. do u mean?
HOttBrad019: yess. i'll leave the door unlocked. come to my room and we'll have sex. lol.. i feel like i'm giong to cum already. we havnt done it yet. i'm sure u'll b so friggin tight, babes omg i cant imagine ur pussy juice once i hit your g-spot
by PinkPolish23 October 5, 2007
Get the Lolmug. cult word
The cult started in the shepton area in england
people who put "<Lol?>" in their messenger name to symbolise being part of the cult
most also say "lol?" in public with question accent on it
The cult started in the shepton area in england
people who put "<Lol?>" in their messenger name to symbolise being part of the cult
most also say "lol?" in public with question accent on it
by Dayvmentalman June 16, 2008
Get the Lol?mug. Arsehole: I just fucked your boyfriend!
Stupid person: Lol!
Wife texts: see you tonight babe, can't wait! Love you!
Husband: Cya baby! Soon! Lol
Stupid person: Lol!
Wife texts: see you tonight babe, can't wait! Love you!
Husband: Cya baby! Soon! Lol
by Tainted.Emily January 20, 2009
Get the Lolmug. "LOL" is a stupid internet meme used by "mentally challenged" internet dweebs who should be mercilessly pilloried for employing it. It is as unforgivable as "PWNED," "BRB," "IDK," "teh," "evar," etc., and when used in actual speech (pronounced "loal") should be greeted with nothing short of vicious mockery and/or brutal physical violence.
Internet:
Sincere imbecile: "LOL, your sic so stupid, Bush is the greatest U.S. President EVAR."
Rational person: "You are a mongoloid and should have been aborted, you fucking twat."
Real world:
Imbecile bassist: "LOL, you need to get over yourself."
Talented frontman/lead guitarist: "That's it, you're out of the band and additionally I'm beating the shit out of you. This is your running start. I suggest you use it."
Sincere imbecile: "LOL, your sic so stupid, Bush is the greatest U.S. President EVAR."
Rational person: "You are a mongoloid and should have been aborted, you fucking twat."
Real world:
Imbecile bassist: "LOL, you need to get over yourself."
Talented frontman/lead guitarist: "That's it, you're out of the band and additionally I'm beating the shit out of you. This is your running start. I suggest you use it."
by My dick. Your mouth. February 17, 2009
Get the LOLmug. LOLS means laughing out loud and then you add the S to make it sound cool. it is often used in online conversations where something is funny or used when an other has nothing to say.
by lunaticz06 May 11, 2006
Get the LOLSmug. Originally MY NAME before idiotic internet types started using it as a replacement for the emotional response known as laughter, whilst chatting (read typing blankly) to one another online.
Now taken to mean 'laugh out loud' by the entire population, thus negating the need for any real expression of amusement, and making me look like a weirdo named after a chatroom abbreviation.
Now taken to mean 'laugh out loud' by the entire population, thus negating the need for any real expression of amusement, and making me look like a weirdo named after a chatroom abbreviation.
New potential friend: Hey nice to meet you, I'm Sarah.
Lol: Oh hi, I'm Lol
New potential friend: Oh right like Laugh Out Loud? Why d'you call yourself that then?
Lol: I was Lol years before the whole lol thing started, my Mum called me it from birth! FROM BIRTH!! Goddammit!!!
New potential friend: Ok....I have to go...
Lol: Oh hi, I'm Lol
New potential friend: Oh right like Laugh Out Loud? Why d'you call yourself that then?
Lol: I was Lol years before the whole lol thing started, my Mum called me it from birth! FROM BIRTH!! Goddammit!!!
New potential friend: Ok....I have to go...
by The original Lol February 7, 2010
Get the Lolmug.