satanic hoebag

Someone who wants to die (jokingly) and is just inappropriate all day everyday

That Satanic Hoebag is making everyone depressed and arroused at the same time

by Satanic Hoebag February 9, 2017

Satan’s peaches

The dirty down south grunge style of a woman’s vagina

Damn I took her clothes off and there it was, her Satan’s peaches

by Actionjackson43 June 14, 2018

satanic pussy

A satanic pussy is a woman like figure with a very hot dick that loves being shoved into, yk...

Girl: like what you see?
boy: thats a big satanic pussy....

by ijustwantfriends._ August 9, 2021

satanic pancake

A pancake with demon semen used as syrup.

You take your pancakes with maple syrup?

No, I like satanic pancakes.

by Phil Minx January 17, 2018

Satan Awful

Something really horrible, unpleasant or abominable.

I had woken up from nightmares of that Satan Awful Scary Maze game.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 16, 2022

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Satan Dust

Satan dust is a sparkly substance that is generally liked by children, people making cheesy Valentine's Day cards, and teenagers trying to annoy each other(which works because of the power of Satan). Another name for Satan Dust is glitter.

"Get that freaking Satan Dust away from me."
"You put Satan Dust in my hair!"

by Satan'sLittleHelpers November 16, 2018