"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
Something above demon time.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.
by Rusty58921 May 20, 2021
by SaltWithNoPepper May 09, 2020
{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}
Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.
{Windows get rolled down quickly}
Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.
{Windows get rolled down quickly}
by beardedbandit May 13, 2013
Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.
by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023
One of the most famous Finnish black metal project (one-man band) from Lappeenranta, Etelä-Karjala, Finland, consisting of the sole musician "Werwolf" (real name Lauri Penttilä), since 1998. The lyrical themes are mostly covering topics about satanism, occult, and lycanthropia (werewolf). The band has received criticism due to accused NSBM-related lyrical themes.
The Chant of The Barbarian Wolves, One Shining Star, Black Metal Kommando are some of my favourite Satanic Warmaster songs. Werwolf must be a really great musician!
by KisaragiHina313 January 17, 2021
We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017