National Surprise Your Crush/GF with Flowers Day!!
Today you get to surprise that special girl with flowers. Either secretly or not. Just to make her day!!

Person1: Hey!! Its July 22 already!

Person2: Yeah and I already made my crushes day!! She looks so happy after getting those flowers.

by That.018 July 18, 2022

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May 22

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day

ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

by Cybercattocora June 9, 2022

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A relatively new unknown deadly virus that was discovered in 2022. It’s one and only known symptom is the uncountable production of bananas inside the ass. This causes the infected person to explode and release all of the bananas that have collected inside the person’s body. It is believed that it is caused by having penguins inside the anus, but relatively little is know about it for now. Researchers, like the famous Dutch prof. Cooper, are currently researching the virus and a possible vaccine for it.

Noah got so terribly fucked and exploded into bananas when he got pengananus-22. (Also known as ‘bananus’ or ‘penganus’ or ‘penganana’ or ‘anananana’ or ‘anuguin’ or ‘banguin’)

by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022

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