Cum

why do you fucking waste your precious time in writing smut and posting it here as a definition.

someone looking up cum: why am i cumming?
me: well its because you are being horny by looking at the smut people have written here
now go... uhh not be horny, yeah.

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 April 20, 2022

Cum

A nonsensical term for krispy kreme's donut glaze.

Guy: Yo! They put lots of cum on my donut!
Other Guy: Sick dude, I love the taste of cum!

by CumSockLicker September 21, 2023

cum-pressor

A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.

Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.

by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009

Cum

a lot of sperm

Young people can't cum

by Anonymous_00000000009 February 2, 2022

Cum

tasty white stuff

Bro: Im gonna cum!
Other Bro: WHAT THE FUCK WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT

by cumeater3900 May 12, 2024

Cumming Snot Rocket

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.

Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket

by ZonkedPissboy April 30, 2021

Cum feeder

A straight man who recieves oral fellation from a woman/gay man and proceeds to fill his/her mouth with his cum

Josh has been a regular cum feeder for Jim

by Josh & Jim May 14, 2024