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National Rickroll Day

July 28 2021 is the rickroll day, it hit 1 bil views, a historical moment on the internet
July 28 2021 is a very historic day. Why? It's The National Rickroll Day because Never Gonna Give You Up hit 1 bil views.
by braindamagedperson July 28, 2021
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National Vibe Day

February 4th is considered National Vibe Day by the Council of the Armchair Committee.
Hey, isn't tomorrow National Vibe Day?

Yeah, I think it is actually.
by Alex "The Jew" McGee February 4, 2020
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Sexual Day Off

Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.
I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.
by AnotherMiller July 10, 2021
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National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
by National Day Guy April 11, 2019
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The Day After Tomorrow

Ok. I have to say this, but why doesn't English have a word for the day after tomorrow?! The day after tomorrow is a way of saying in 2 days. Other languages have a way of saying this phrase that does not require FOUR. WHOLE. WORDS.

German: übermorgen.
Italian: dopodomani.
Dutch: overmorgen.
However, we need a PHRASE. This is the same case of "The Day Before Yesterday." WE NEED TWO NEW WORDS FOR THIS!! I use, personally, "Tommoress" and "Yesteress". By the way, if you are here for the film with a namesake of this phrase, look elsewhere, sorry if this is not what you seeked. So, here is my personal proposal on how to fix this:

Tomorrow = Tomorrow
Today = Today
Yesterday = Yesterday
2 new words would be introduced: Tommoress, (2 Ms and 1 R) and Yesteress.
In 2 Days = Tommoress
2 Days Ago = Yesteress
But, what about 3, 4, 5, 6, etc. days ago, or in 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc. days?
In 3 Days = 3 tommoress
In 4 Days = 4 tommoress
(etc.)
3 Days ago = 3 yesteress
4 days ago = 4 yesteress
(etc.)
LETS ADD THESE TWO WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY!!!
I am going for a run on the day after tomorrow.
I got married on the day before yesterday.
I ate pizza yesteress.
There is a party tommoress.
I am playing a basketball day 16 tommoress.
I went to Rome 9 yesteress.
I dyed my hair 7 days ago.
I will eat at a restaurant in 8 days.
Dopodomani mangerò fritto. (Italian)
by zsti April 15, 2023
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It was a bad day to be a cheesecake

A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.
“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”
by genlossbrainrot June 28, 2023
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International Flop Day

On the 7th of March, social media platform TikTok decided to make an update to remove all Flop Accounts. Because of that, from now on, on the 7th of March it's "International Flop Day" to remind everyone that there were such beautiful flop accounts on TikTok. On the 7th of March on 12PM we will all play the Jaifei song to remind us from those flops. R.I.P Flops👼🕊❤😘
Today it's the 7th of March, it's International Flop Day.
by JaifeiCvmProducts March 7, 2022
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