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Friend

Something you do not have.
"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."
by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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friends

Something u dont have.
Mom, I need friends!
by Patrick Mahomeless II May 26, 2022
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Best friend-in-law

When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.
At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.
by KingLouie Daturd August 27, 2018
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mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd
your the mom like friend in this group.
by oh um okkk April 11, 2021
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Friends

Where tooquickforyou2 notices me and accepts my request
Oh I sure hope I make it in tooquickforyou2's friends list
by BrexitB July 12, 2017
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Reel Friends

It’s your friend that has the same sense of humour as you and you keep sending them reels but you don’t even call them or meet them. You only send each others social media reels.
We are Reel Friends, you keep sending me hilarious reels. Hi5✋
by DeeIsJustSaying May 30, 2025
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