G.I. butt wipe

During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.

When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.

by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011

funky butt lovin

Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight

Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!

George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?

-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

Butt Bubble

The result of a butt that is too small for a pair of jeans and leaves a bubble of nothing because one's butt isn't filling up the space.

My butt is so flat! I can't even wear jeans without having a butt bubble!

by chiennefolle3 January 11, 2011

Butt Nun

Someone who is a Flaming Homosexual and worships the anus/butthole/asshole...

Wow... that tarbox is a major Butt Nun

by Bobby guitierezz June 10, 2008

butt pen

when your favorite or fancy pen gets stolen from a customer but ends up in the butt pocket of your assistant manager.

ay, yo is that a butt pen in yo pocket, giiiiirl?

by chaii March 27, 2009

Pooter Butt

Someone who is mean or angry all the time.

Oh my God Stricen is such a pooter butt! She's always yelling at everyone!

by jizzabellaaa February 13, 2010

Cigarette butt

When you put out your, still very hot, but used cigarette in your partner's anal cavity.

Jeff: You know you should really try smoking while you have sex?
Joe: Why?
Jeff: After you finish you can giver her a Cigarette butt.
Joe: What the fuck is a Cigarette butt...

by Toilet Nut April 16, 2017