Partial sex

The act of making out and or French kissing and dry humping ... not opening the draw bridge and going across into the forbidden lands...

Aye have you scene that movie when they have partial sex... aw I think I’m going to do that with Rachel someday.

by Lucifer_ina_box November 6, 2019

Facetime sex

2 usually naked partipants enjoying some mutual pleasure. If a second partner cannot be found then saucytime is a great source of willing partners!

Felt horny last night so had FaceTime Sex with a little hottie on saucytime!

by Chris Jethro January 18, 2021

Canadian Sex

Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.

Dude, we had the best Canadian Sex last night! And the Jets won to boot!

by Danjay13 November 16, 2018

Orbital Sex

Sexual activity in which a penis penetrates a person's orbital region (eye socket).

We had great orbital sex last night. He jizzed all over my brain.

by totes_motorbotes December 8, 2010

Camel Sex

Sex that only lasts a short period of time. Its called "camel sex" because after about two humps, you finished.

Girl 1: How was sex with Bobby last night?
Girl 2: It was terrable. Bobby and I had camel sex, which left me unsatisfied

by kayak mac January 9, 2011

maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.

"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."

by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010

kangaroo sex

When a female carrys every thing around in her pussy.

Plumber "How did this happen?"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"

by STALEFISH April 16, 2005