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Wank Off Wednesday

Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday
by Carlos Jose June 27, 2017
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Taken off the shelf

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.
by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016
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Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.
*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!
by KianNL February 3, 2018
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Peeling off a Biscuit

Pardon me Ma'am, I was just peeling off a biscuit.
by UnownBrit April 25, 2020
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Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020
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Netflix and Pants Off

When two people come together to watch Netflix, but also take their pants off.
Guy: Hey, you wanna come over and watch some Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can do Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay
by Della’sBitch May 11, 2020
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crown me off

Guy 1: Man do you see those girls over there? Guy 2: I sure do. Guy 1: I'm gonna get one of them to crown me off. Guy 2: When your done send her over to me.
by jimmybomm July 21, 2020
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