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Mexican Christmas

“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.

The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”
by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025
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Mexican Snow Day

When one locks themselves inside and snorts cocaine through a Taki
Hey man, just picked up an 8ball and some takis, wanna skip work and have a Mexican snow day?
by E.K. HERMAN December 8, 2025
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Mexican sausage gobbler

This is where your nan pounds her pussy on the door asking for you to squirt on her saggy tits after you've just busted a wet sticky load all over the kitchen sink.

Another version of this is where a bloke called Brandon puts his giant wobble cock into the keyhole in the front door while getting fucked by a horse cock.
Brandon, are you doing the Mexican sausage gobbler again?
by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
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Mexican pole drill

Mexican pole drill

The act when someone takes a pole and puts it on a drill and starts drilling in a woman's pussy until they cum
by mexican time December 11, 2025
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Mexia Supermarket

A grocery store that got abandoned and after a few months due to nobody cleaning it at all got filled with loads and loads of rotting food and pests which eventually mandated a cleanup crew thanks to the smell. More or less if "disgusting" was a place. For some reason people really wanted lost media footage of the decaying remains of this undesireable dump. Which snowballed into a weird subculture that treated it like a Creepypasta and made things like Roblox games, gijinka ocs, fanon pages, and research into other gross abandoned establishments. Needless to say it truly put the "rot" in Gen Alpha Brainrot.
Guy: Mexia Supermarket was the grossest thing ever.
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 13, 2025
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Mexican Standoff

"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"
"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"
by autistic_pervert100 January 2, 2026
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Mexican Coffee Mug

A Mexican coffee mug is when a woman pours hot coffee into her rectum and a man or woman drinks the coffee out of her ass.
“Dude why does your breath smell like shit” Because i drank out of my mexican coffee mug.
by weirdwordsontheinternet January 4, 2026
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