kids jaman now

"Kids jaman now" the Indonesian slang term for "today's children". That being said, preschoolers and students who are still in primary or secondary fulfill the definition of "kids jaman now", whilst college students, young adults, and adults don't.

I once heard the claim that a 2004-born person is a 2000's kid if he started college in 2021 or 2022 and is going to have finished college by 2026, but a 2010's kid if he didn't start college until 2023 and won't finish college until late 2020's. The claim about being classified as a 2000's kid or 2010's kid based on college attendance is more about the cultural milestones and generational shifts rather than strict definitions. Starting college in 2021 or 2022 and finishing in 2026 aligns you with experiences characteristic of a 2000's kid. In contrast, starting college in 2023 and finishing in the late 2020s might connect you more with "kids jaman now", as you'd be experiencing significant cultural shifts associated with the 2010's generation.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Kleenex kid

A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived

Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid

by Scratch Legba February 22, 2023

Kid

Someone who is younger than you, in terms of birth date.

Example: People born in October 31st is younger than people born in July 21st, therefore the people born in July 21st has the rights to call someone born in October 31st a kid.

by iFormal June 11, 2020

maple kids

A bunch of spoiled rich losers who think their better than Woodbridge. In every way shape or form Woodbridge is better than Maple. Now you know when u see a Maple Kid u tell them that Woodbridge Kids are better

Woodbridge Kids are better than Maple Kids

by 1234567890user December 16, 2019

iPad Kid

A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.

iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.

Bro my sister is an iPad kid.

Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.

Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.

What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?

by Shæt March 28, 2024

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Emo Bangs Kid

An Emo Bangs Kid is those kids who cut their hair short and get bangs but always push their bangs off to the side/part them so they don't look like they have bangs and then once their 'bangs' have grown out to be like around the length of the rest of their hair they push their bangs to their face so you can't see their eyes.

Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....

The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids

Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)

I rate them a solid 96/10

"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid

"Yo I heard you're an Emo Bangs Kid, that true?"
"Yeah only at home though"
"Sweet bro"
"K"

by Yo-Wtf October 20, 2022