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Houdini bag wank

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
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paper bag bitch

A girl with a fat ass and good pussy but all fucked up in the face
"Aye you know that one girl Tracy"

"Yeah she got a fine body but she a paper bag bitch"
by Fuckggzziswhereitsat June 1, 2016
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Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco
Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.
by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009
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Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"
by Not using my real name October 27, 2019
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chicken bag soup

A tasty delight produced by dipping ones chicken bag into a pot of water. Allow the chicken bag to simmer on medium heat for 15 minutes. Once chicken bag is pinkish, add 1 tsp. of Grey Poupon mustard, a head of brocolli, and a package of Kraft Macaroni + Cheese. Allow chicken bag to simmer along with the remaining ingredients for an additional 23 minutes.
My balls were burning after I used them to prepare chicken bag soup.
by haleyaryan December 7, 2010
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Bag full of dollars

Synonym of "wallet". A portable container for holding any amount of currency, regardless of form.

The container does not need to be full, or even contain currency, as long as it is where one would normally look for currency.

This phrase may be used when one cannot recall the word "wallet" or desires to use a more informal term.
Remember to bring your .. your .. um .. "bag full of dollars" to the store.
by mesi November 23, 2022
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body bag sweep

Beating someone at something by the largest margin possible. Most commonly used in competitive Pokémon battling.
"Did you see, Bryce beat Ben without losing a single Pokémon?"
"That's a body bag sweep."
by brycekrispies01 January 22, 2023
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