lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

by Juice booty February 22, 2015

Fashionista Hoe Bag

A broke ass Bitch who thinks she's all that just be cause she has lots of clothes

"sharkiesha is a Fashionista Hoe Bag ,she thinks she's all that"!

by lexriquezz November 25, 2015

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

floppy fun bags

A set of ginormous saggy tit bags. When titties have lost the battle with gravity.

When I get done work, I'm gonna go home and play with my lady friends' floppy fun bags!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017

2 Bag Night

Any fantastic event or thing.

"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"

by TwoAndAHalfBags October 27, 2018

Mary Poppins Bag

This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.

Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?

by 123allthekidsbulliedme March 5, 2019

shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018