I remember seeing a blue bee when i was little but turns out those don't exist. I experiences the blue bee effect
by Jjwjsjehwkje April 9, 2019
Get the The blue bee effectmug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....
Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
by Sinvídet May 12, 2022
Get the Ball Bluesmug. The color of:
- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches
- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches
Mike: The only car I can afford is, bluer than a smurfs balls after doing 9 rocks and getting dissed by a bus full of basic bitches. I hate it.
Me: I'm so sorry
Me: I'm so sorry
by Rathmagar January 25, 2019
Get the Bluemug. 😨😰; the slang for state of shock or surprise but you have no energy to be shocked. If "disappointed but not surprised" were shortened.
by jmjm000 February 21, 2021
Get the white fade/blue fademug. by Jommyg November 29, 2015
Get the Nebraska car bluemug. by PhD Messiah July 31, 2017
Get the Blue Patrolmug.