My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
by FleshySilo July 11, 2017
When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 25, 2025
A total stud and doesn’t have the biggest or shortest penis, but his friend Draiden talks to him, he gets a heart eyes emoji facial expression.
by Cool_man-not_zack May 29, 2023
A delicately sugar coated bunghole.
"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"
""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"
"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""
""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"
"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""
by A very hungry hippo January 28, 2018
by ChungusBallfarts September 21, 2021
Brown Goddamn Eyes stands for a person that has Brown Goddamn eyes It is used as a form of communication between people using there frustration but not using any Sensitive Language but to somewhat be funny in a way, well I think.
Person 1: You Brown Goddamn Eyes, I'll get you next time.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.
by ErUdone March 30, 2022
A baby produced by ejaculate produced during anal sex that later leaks down to the vagina and causes pregnancy
by Travis Decker February 27, 2011