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one man tug-of-war

v.To masturbate aggressively.
Gareth eventually won the one man tug-of-war. It was hard going. But, in the end, he was covered in muck anyway
by Geoff Scotland July 24, 2008
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One Life/Level Rule

Household code (sometimes unspoken) that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers.

If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.
Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.

Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*

Sally: "But I just started! No fair!"

Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.
by mattyp1108 August 23, 2011
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One Super Human Partymansleaze

Mr Blue and Mr Green are always out sleazing round girls... they are just One Super Human Partymansleaze"
by Nicky Dicky April 21, 2008
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2 girls one cup

The most disgusting video ever. Don't watch it...never ever ever ever ever ever watch that video.
Person1: Dude don't watch 2 girls one cup!
Person2: I just want to see part of it.
*20 seconds later...vomits*
Person2:WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

Don't watch it, really... don't.
by BlahBlahFuckThisShit August 14, 2010
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one-eyed mayonnaise launcher

(n.) Same as penis or dick.
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
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all up ons(phrase)

girls will really like and adore you
they'll be all up ons!
by pinneapple June 19, 2003
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two girls one cup

the most disgusting shit ever
its a video showing a girl shitting in a cup and another bitch eats the shit up

its something that you know you shouldn't watch and yet you watch it anyway
and it will hunt u for ever!!
some guy watching two girls one cup:awwwwwwww fuckkkk wt the hell is thissss
same guy: why am i still watching this shit!!
can't believe i watched the whole thing
by lil-MoE January 29, 2009
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